careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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