it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Even after projectile vomiting watermelon on the beach, it still sounds appetizing.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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