yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
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Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Let's go one conversation without mentioning cats or alcohol someday.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
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Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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