I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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