Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
I also need to get my life together but instead I just eat spoonfuls of Nutella. We can't win 'em all
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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