i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
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