Will you blow on my dice?
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just had to have my mom look at my penis to figure out what it was. How do you think my day is going?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Just bumped into my ex. Blowing a dude in the ladies' room at Disney World. I guess it really was her not me.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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