So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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