I must be too annoying 4 u.
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
It's happening again. I feel like I'm under water and my heart beat matches "Teenage Wasteland"
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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