I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
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I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
I wrote notes to myself all over my body. "don't yell at cops again" "Cody stole your phone" "you kissed Cody" "vodka shots are bad for your liver" and "cactus pretty" WTF????
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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