Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
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I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
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I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
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