WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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