Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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