I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
If she catches me sniffing the seat of her office chair again, she's either going to fire me or fuck me
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
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the last thing i remember is ordering pitchers of white russians....
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
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WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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