In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
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