question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Alive.
So much puke
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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