Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
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BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
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Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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