I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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