omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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