singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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