Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
I forgot to tell you, that tinder guy literally lives 15 floors beneath me. I have been creepily saying things to him like "I see youve got a hammer on the patio"
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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