a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I left my red butterfly dildo laying on my bedroom floor this morning....my landlord is currently showing the house to people. Fuck can't ever face him again.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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