I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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