i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
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