Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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