I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
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Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
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I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
he just fucked me for my cheese.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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