Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
hell yes lets make some ravioli
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I butt dialed her mom while cheating on her. Needless to say Christmas will be awkward.
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