We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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