I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
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Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
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You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
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