I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
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