She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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