She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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