she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
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There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
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She's just so happy...and so naked.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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