What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.