And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
when i start to cry when i lose at mario kart is when you should put me to bed
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
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The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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