So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
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So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
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Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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