Dual....:-)
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
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Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
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Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
Randomize