maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
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Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
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I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
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