belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
I walked home with an awkward asain couple. There was a language barrier but I think we're friends now.
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My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
You need Xanax blowdarts
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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