Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
I need a secretary to manage my drinking schedule.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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