the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
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There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
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Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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