I'm drive I can fine osifer
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
yeah we're mixing orange juice, vodka, and rum and calling it Oj Simpson On Trial
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
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