she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
You owe me $8 for the carwash I needed after you threw the salmon on my windshield.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm hoping that by this time next year we will be smoking some weed at a gay wedding, asking "Mitt who?"
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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