Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
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But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
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most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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