I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
Take a Tylenol with a HUGE glass of water before you pass out, you'll thank me in the morning.
i dony have tylonal but i had a snickers and popcorn and a bottle of water and i am.. brushing my teeth!
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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