who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
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This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes