I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
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I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
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All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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