I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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