Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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