just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
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Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
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Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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