I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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