I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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