this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
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You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
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Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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