My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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