help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
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