Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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