she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
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