I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
You fell asleep mid BJ last night. I put your pants back on you. My ego is pretty bruised this morning.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
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